the mullers and packers union of australia... an unholy shimmering aromatic and spice addled oasis of funlovin’ freethinkin’ rest and recreation far from the lands of the persecuted amigo hombre and yanqui all.

Welcome back to the mullers and packers union of australia... an unholy shimmering aromatic and spice addled oasis of funlovin’ freethinkin’ rest and recreation far from the lands of the persecuted amigo hombre and yanqui all.  

Across allah and all the very blessed compass points in between.

Where we if we are worth our salt we are honour and duty bound to be like nwa.

Full fucken stop.

Testify and bear witness....we are each others’ keeper.

Always and forever.

Since the beginnings of forever. Amen.

For real and for true.

No shit Sherlock and Shirley.

Absolute. far  far beyond relatives and pseudo theories of relativity.

Uhuhha.

True story.

Hallelujah and amen-can you sing it?

Honest gospel.

Truth crosses my heart and hope to die for.

Ask yourselves and riddle me this youse rollickers and riggin’ friggers all -  

-who is friend and ah foe is whom? why and how and ah what done or not done or even harder to make undone- who did what with whom and why was them doin’ that what with them that day, what made them do this and why? who or what or how or why or to whom did we do what we did when we did what we did with whoever- and which of us and those of them has also brought about and introduced this lot into the state of play on this that ever’ other day.

Where were you?

Who is foe? Where is friend?

I reckon, that in all probability all of us are in real life in real time ‘Where’s Wally?’ kind of wallies.

Always hostage and accountable to where we wallies are in any given moment, unguarded or otherwise with no-one really wanting to enquire of us ‘how are ya wallies how youse going you good things youse!’

buya a beer sis? bro?

Ask yourselves, if you would indulge me, but a moment of your time gentlemen, who this foe/this friend is.

Who is staunch with context nuance jest and chivalry and ah which one is bluster callow and a chance best left untaken.

Who among us talks shite and a premium shite at that and ah yesthanks bro I’ll have another reschs.

Hail all fellows well met until met otherwise. Yep.

The merely curious and ah somewhat adventurous we are so welcome.

Put up or shhuuushhh up.

Like fish in a barrel us lot.

Or not.

Today mums and dads boys and girls old fullahs and youse young ‘uns we’re gonna talk the turkey.

Leave your attitude at the door and try and surf this walk or throw that shoe so to speak.

yes. 

Shooting straight from my hip to yours. one barrel to another.

As jack sparrow and the jolly rogers’d say ‘parley any of ye?’

Game of pool the pinnies hopscotch or handball?

Spin the bottle?

Chasings. chess. rugby. !uno. the tail and the donkey.

Chinese burn?

Elastix!

Fun and jest.

Sport and fair play.

Truth or Dare.

Pistols at dawn.

Queensberry de marquis rules ok.

Fair weather or foul.

Boom and bust.

!shape up or ship the fuk out

Life’s great curtain call of conviviality and carnivale.

A slow game’s as grand if not a mostly better game than the fastest of games despite the hype.

Stop    revive   survive   engage    adapt   !evolve

youse’d already know that from old.

I would ask of no man that which I would not do myself.

Could be just me though. Mebbe mebbe not.

At your pace gentlemen.

To each their own.

I call and offer a !toast good scoundrel noble gentlemen and gentlewomen.

I give hard to us all a toast! a worn sword oath that forever we will fly the colours and hold aloft the standards of:

Our right to silence. To the secrets and histories and confidantes the wise counsel the near misses and the bullshit.

The right to total and absolute dishevelment on the wayward paths of damascus and redemption.

godbless god speed and may we forever and ever deliver from our own evil temptations.

Amen and !hallelujah.

All aboard who’s gettin’ aboard the resurrection express. first stop redemption. all aboard to petticoat junction via Timbuktu.

All aboard the train.



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